RUN THE JEWELS
Penny ante your bets up
Any sanity left (nah)
Any chance for humanity’s landing on who’s the next up
Hope we handed em ammo enough to work from the neck up
Those who handling damage control don’t wish us the best luck
I’m a living in smoke type
Floating with a grin over the moat type
Harry Allen on you bitch, I believe no hype
Closer to the edge than even we want to admit
If this don’t go right
Then assholes like myself are proven so right
All I got is this rap shit
All I want is a castle
And to move like a man with a minimum of harassment
The company of women with opinions and fat asses
That’s my list of demands
You don’t answer them, get the Gatling
[Verse 2: Killer Mike]
I’m stuck in a time capsule
When rap was actually factual
Meaning shit you spit might cause killers to come and clap at you
Stupid, goofy, stooly
The gooch in Gucci will slap you
And that go for the cop kissing cats that’s in the back of you
They all sweet as Little Richard damn
Good God al-Molly
It make a nigga like me go “Woo!” and rob the party
I exit stepping with my weapon with the Jefferson walk
If you expressing any objections you can get left in chalk
So my suggestion’s let a G be
Forgive my transgressions
Or I’mma be in Catholic confessions professing depression
I’m chin checking, chill stressing, on your button I’m pressing
Mike’ll fuck a rappers life up like Mo’Nique did to Precious
[Hook]
You know I…
…get it
[Verse 3: El-P]
My name is Jaime Meline
I’m not chasing the green, I’m taking it
Bosses don’t change a thing in the name of seemingly making it
Servants’ll kiss the ring of whoever they think is paying ‘em
You don’t deserve the spit that they hurdled up in your face and shit
[Verse 4: Killer Mike]
My name is Michael Render
And we are the new Avengers
We’re here to tell you all your false idols are just pretenders
They’re corporation slaves indentured to all the lenders
So even if you got seven figures, you still a nigga
[Verse 5: El-P]
Some men aren’t meant for the light to be shined on their shitty talking
Ya’ll better off trying to hide like the yay in a little pocket
We’re overly fucking awesome
They watch and adopt our concepts
they squawk at the Run the Jewels squad
We skin ‘em then cop a coffin
THIS PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP EVERYTHING GOOD ABOUT MY CHILDHOOD. sorry for shouting.
HERE ARE YOUR TICKETS LINKS TO THE RUN THE JEWELS TOUR WITH ME, KILLER MIKE, DESPOT AND KOOL AD. 2 LINKS STILL MISSING BUT WILL UPDATE TODAY. I AM VERY SORRY THAT I KEEP SHOUTING.
7/16/13 Nashville TN Exit In http://tinyurl.com/853thle
7/17/13 St. Louis MO Firebird http://tinyurl.com/bng6mf2
7/18/13 Iowa City IA Gabes http://tinyurl.com/d7oyott
7/19/13 Minneapolis MN Varsity Theater http://tinyurl.com/ce3ce3l
7/20/13 Madison WI University Of Wisconsin - Memorial Union n/a
7/24/13 Edmonton AB The Starlite Room http://tinyurl.com/brgn486
7/25/13 Calgary AB The Republik http://tinyurl.com/c6n7g7o
7/26/13 Vancouver BC Biltmore Cabaret http://tinyurl.com/bt77nc6
7/27/13 Seattle WA Capitol Hill Block Party http://tinyurl.com/7lkr6gt
7/28/13 Portland OR Hawthorne Theater http://tinyurl.com/cffhs8x
7/30/13 San Francisco CA The Independent http://tinyurl.com/br6uw6f
8/1/13 Los Angeles CA Echoplex http://tinyurl.com/d5raukm
8/2/13 Santa Ana CA The Observatory http://tinyurl.com/cb5oddh
8/3/13 Phoenix AZ The Crescent Ballroom http://tinyurl.com/chzjdgg
8/5/13 Austin TX The Mohawk http://tinyurl.com/cd29p4u
8/6/13 Baton Rouge LA Spanish Moon
8/7/13 Atlanta GA Masquerade (Hell Stage) http://tinyurl.com/ck6ztdt
8/8/13 Asheville NC Orange Peel
8/9/13 Carrboro NC Cats Cradle http://tinyurl.com/d7582tv
8/10/13 Washington DC 9:30 Club on sale 5/16
8/12/13 Philadelphia PA Union Transfer http://tinyurl.com/cdruxzr
8/13/13 Boston MA Paradise http://tinyurl.com/dycscja
8/14/13 New York NY Webster Hall http://tinyurl.com/cupak5p
im sayin…
EL-P. KILLER MIKE. BIG BOI. NICK HOOK. RUN THE JEWELS SESSION.
no big deal, really.
Torbitt aka little shalimar aka taco aka guy who beat out everyone for the wu tang beach ball
Over / Under with Pitchfork TV. Really funny shit…
